I could talk for hours all about your magic powers
But I don't think that would do much good when
The spell you cast is broken
and I know the path you've chosen
It seemed to wander, winding under a bridge
You're sitting there like a troll
Eating a dead man's bones

I brought the clown to your search party
And he's even got balloons
Blowing on my kazoo, I lit the candles too
The only one missing is you

I guess I can't remember
April through September, still, well
Christmas in November
July, you lied, you lied to me still
And then you tell me all about the things
I don't want to hear
I close my eyes and look around and you disappear
Better watch your temper
temper, temper, temper
You better cool off, boy

I brought the clown to your search party
And he's even got balloons
Wearing my best suit, I got presents too
The only one missing is you

And since it's just a joke to you
Why would I go for broke?
And be penniless and senseless
You're completely reprehensless
(Hey, that's not a real word!)
Check the lenses on your glasses
And I know it might seem classless
But I never left you stranded
You abandoned me so long ago, yeah

I brought the clown to your search party
And he's even got balloons
Wearing my best suit, I got presents too
The only one missing is you