Fred
He's a 6 year old brat
He's got a voice to match
Not anyone can do that

Fred
Da-da-da-don't you love the internet
Just as much as your fans
Love the kindergarten

Fred youre driving me crazy just like a million other
kids
Brainwashed and unhappy
But thats okay because youre so cool

Friday night
I was chillin at the mall
At my favorite gothic shop
Thats when my heart stopped

Fred
Oh mother hackin Fred
Am I going insane or am I the only one whos sane?

Fred youre driving me crazy
Just like a ba-jillion other kids
Brainwashed and unhappy
Is this supposed to be funny? Do you find this funny?
Am I supposed to find this funny?
This isnt funny

Fred
Hes a 6 year old brat
And he wont stop at that
Until he takes over the world