This is the story of the trojan horse
And how to win a war with army whores
Build up a big fucking horse
And fill it up with whores, army whores

Open the doors, open the doors
I have a horse full of whores

Get the fucking horse through the doors
You better beware and hold your horse
This war ain't no game anymore
This is a horse and it's full of whores

Open the whores, open the whores
I have a horse full of whores

Let's rejoice and have some intercourse
Cherish the moment, enjoy my whores
But they didn't know of the pussy brute force
Coitus interruptus, mousetrap of course

So if you wanna win a war
Or only want to come through the doors
Build up a big fucking horse
And stuff it full of whores, army whores

This was the story of the trojan whores
Trojan whores!